Interesting idea, kinda like free money

Together, naked, having sex. In the movies,
of course.

Beyonc�'s role reversal

May play Eva's lover

BY MICHELLE CARUSO
DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF

LOS ANGELES - Booty fruity! R&B goddess Beyonc� Knowles and sultry "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria are set to lock lips and hips in a big-screen lesbian love story.

The gorgeous pair are in talks to make "Tipping the Velvet," based on Sarah Waters' graphically saucy Victorian tale of a love affair between an 1890s dance hall star and an oyster-shucking fishmonger's daughter.

"We've had 'Brokeback Mountain,' so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment," the 25-year-old Knowles said at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer.

The sexy Longoria, 31, is also enthusiastic about the Sofia Coppola-helmed project.

"Yes, it's true. We are talking about doing the movie together," she said. "It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story."

Coppola, who directed the edgy "Virgin Suicides" and the Oscar-winning "Lost in Translation," hopes to get the green light to make the groundbreaking feature about hot lady love.

There's a scene in Papillion where the warden tells the prisoners not to masturbate so much because they will go mad.

I think this applies here.

Of course they have to make this movie. Although, they better place covers on the seats when it runs.

Brokeback Mountain? No, more like Bound, but with even hotter women, and that, is no small achievement. I feel like Cartman waiting for his Nintendo Wii

Doc, Drifty, never say I haven't done anything for you.